January 2012
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My sarcasm doesn't get me very far.
????: Hey, Beth. What's your new years resolution?
Me: Penis. And a lot of it.
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I'd ask for a New Years Kiss,
But I realized I’ve gone 17 years without one.
One more year shouldn’t hurt. (:
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"New year, new me."
I’ll be honest, I used to say this every new year, until I finally realized that its a load of crap. You have all year to change, every day is a new day. Just because the number in the year changes, doesn’t mean you have the ability to press the reset button on your life. 2012 is another year full of opportunities, but there won’t be a new ‘you’ unless you do...
2012.
malcolmeaquino:
bethanybreana:
Same shit, different number.
You don’t get that “Oh, it’s where I can start A NEW LIFE WITHOUT THOSE BAD THINGS” O.O
Then I’d be lying. TROLOL
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Happy New Years!&$&7$&!$$
Since everyone in the lobby is drunk and screaming it at me while I eat my ham sandwich, it only makes sense that I do the same.
December 2011
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2012.
Same shit, different number.
My new year’s resolution is to become anime.
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Oh no, my edc outfit design is grabbing notes.
God, I hope no one takes my design.
I should have watermarked it.
I’ll just trust people won’t.
…ffffff.
sekoshi asked: REBI not to be an annoying buttmunch, but Constellatius profiles are kinda due the 1st OTL.
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CSI marathon, coffee, and gummy worms. Hotel room to myself and my sister. I can dig it. (:
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Leave hotel room, looking like shit, to get buffalo wings.
Get coffee.
Run into really cute guys.
Sister thinks they’re talking about us.
Assure her that we look too much like shit to be talked about.
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Fuck, I need a new book.
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When you play songs from that night,
And you find yourself smiling like a fucking idiot.
It's not who you want to spend your Friday nights...
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My New Years Resolution:
To come up with a New Years Resolution.
Anonymous asked: I know who your mystery guy is. :3
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Radio: Ball so hard, motherfuckas try to fine me. Dat shit cray.
*Dad turns off the radio*
Me: What the hell, Dad. That was a good song.
Dad: If you ever fucking taint this car with your rap, hip hop bullshit I will ball so hard and mothafucking beat your ass down. I don't give a shit if they're in Paris. If they started making good music maybe someone would put the actual effort in trying to find them, and then consider putting a fine on them. Fuck you kids and your bullshit music.
Me: I love you.
[walks into chair]
me: sorry
chair:
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Short, strangled breaths.
A locked jaw.
Hands grasping at anything they can reach.
Looking up because its the only direction available to you.
You’ve become lost.
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Society can live in it’s blissful ignorance while we slowly begin to take over the world. We’re just claiming what’s rightfully ours.
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Day TwentyEight.
28. Your favorite lyrics.
Love the whole world. Hug the whole world. Trust the whole world. Fuck the whole world. Stress the world. Bust the whole world. Mothafuck this whole world. Who’s World Is This?
The world is yours, The world is yours. Bet you feelin like the world is yours, right? Yo, I’m tryin’ to get this place that my grandpa told me bout as a child. Told me only...
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I don't know why,
But I really want to see you right now.
“The idea that only one type of woman is beautiful is blasphemy. Society has...”
– Tuesdays With Morrie by Mitch Albom (via theowlwhocared)
